
7-Eleven Hawaii Pickle Juice Slurpee
This one got here out similtaneously the Cinnamon Toast one I wrote about a few weeks in the past. Oddly, I used to be extra inquisitive about this one as a result of I’ve been having fun with all of the pickle-flavored merchandise which have crossed my style buds. Nevertheless, I can’t be buying this Slurpee ever once more, and I remorse getting a medium measurement as a substitute of a small.
Look, it tasted like candy pickle juice. It was, as the youngsters I completely made up prefer to say, sou-weet. However I want that sweetness was a bit stronger to tame that sourness, very like with the pickle mochi ice cream I had a number of years in the past. Although I obtained a medium Slurpee, I did find yourself ending it, however not in a single sitting or two. After my preliminary tasting, I put it within the freezer and ate chunks over the subsequent couple of days. However that cup was all I’ll be sticking into my mouth.
Slate Mocha Latte Excessive Protein Iced Espresso

Protein plus calcium plus caffeine? That appears like my form of drink to provide me a shortcut to achieve my protein and calcium objectives whereas nonetheless consuming my typical quantity of caffeine. Nevertheless, I’m not too excessive on this high-protein espresso’s taste and texture.
Its consistency once I swirl it round in a glass doesn’t match what it seems like in my mouth. In a glass, it’s creamy, however in my mouth, it’s virtually like water. The can states that there is no such thing as a carrageenan, which explains the way it feels in my mouth. As for its taste, it doesn’t have a punch like different espresso drinks. I suppose “flat” could be one of the simplest ways to explain it, and I assume the stevia and monk fruit sweeteners are the explanation for that.
Nevertheless, it tastes okay and fortunately its texture isn’t gritty, so I may flip a blind tongue to its missing style and texture due to the 20 grams of protein, 550 milligrams of calcium, and 175 milligrams of caffeine.
Celsius Spritz Vibe Snowball Frost Vitality Drink

That is the second Celsius taste I’ve ever had. I don’t even bear in mind the primary one I had. With that mentioned, I’m not saying Celsius Vitality Drinks are unmemorable, as a result of I do keep in mind that first one was tasty.
I can’t overlook this Snowball Frost seasonal taste as a result of I’m writing about it right here for posterity. However I additionally received’t overlook about it as a result of this taste appears bizarre to me. With a reputation like “Snowball Frost,” I anticipated it to have a wintery taste or a style that matches the colours of winter, like a blue raspberry or blueberry to convey chilly climate. As an alternative, it’s citrusy, which I don’t affiliate with winter. I often consider something citrus as a summer season taste. Nevertheless, I’m not fairly positive what citrus fruit I’m tasting. I’m considering probably tangerine. It’s not OMG scrumptious, and I received’t cry tears of disappointment when it disappears in spring. In case you do see me tearing up, it’s due to my allergic reactions.
Joyride Bitter Blue Raspberry Strips

I’ve been rolling my eyes at Joyride candies ever since they got here out due to how little sugar they include. How can CANDY with little sugar style good? However after tasting these bitter strips, I’m going to need to eat my phrases, which I’ll substitute with extra Joyride sweet.
As a result of I didn’t give this sweet the time of day, I didn’t realize it had fiber. This package deal, which has simply six bitter strips, has 12 grams of fiber, which is 40 p.c of your every day really useful quantity. DANG! Sure, it’s significantly better to get fiber from precise meals, however it seems like magic to get it from sweet.
However the sweet doesn’t style prefer it has a lot fiber. It’s one or two ranges of sourness under Bitter Patch Children, however it has a taste that’s virtually nearly as good. And it does it with solely 5 grams of sugar. As somebody who’s making an attempt to sneak extra fiber in my food regimen, I believe I’ll be taking extra Joyride flavors for a joyride.
Cove Smurfberry Probiotic Soda

Bacillus subtilis DE111 is a probiotic. It’s additionally now in my search engine historical past with “bison vs buffalo,” “Jason Statham catchphrases,” and “[REDACTED].”
I purchased this soda for the probiotics and the Smurfs, however was a little bit smurfed on the lack of fiber since, as you’ve learn above, I’m looking for methods to sneak the nutrient into my physique. I’m additionally extraordinarily smurfed that this beverage is obvious, with no trace of Smurf coloration. What the smurf is up with that?
In accordance with the can, Smurfberry is meant to style like blue raspberry, and it does give me Louie-Bloo Raspberry Otter Pop vibes, however it’s subdued prefer it’s been watered down a little bit. It tastes ok that I’m barely curious concerning the different flavors in Cove’s cove.

