most of them will inform you Elevating Caneβs proper right here in Allston, and those that donβt are most likely being aware of their constantly lengthy strains. Itβs a novel spot each in identify and location- of their ~311
eating places, that is the one one north of Ohio, which in contrast has 8. (For
these curious in regards to the identify, I urge you to dismiss that curiosity. Iβve learn
the entire story and it type of explains it however not likely.)
What I discover most attention-grabbing about Elevating Caneβs is that
they promote hen tenders- solely hen tenders, apart from coleslaw, fries, and
texas toast. (OK, technically, they’ve a hen sandwich the place they put the
tenders on a bun with lettuce and sauce.) However how, precisely, does that enterprise
mannequin thrive in 2017- a time when dietary restricted customers are catered to
at nearly each main restaurant? Since Iβm no businessman, Iβll go together with Occamβs
razor; they only promote actually tasty hen tenders.
Personally, the restricted menu makes my job tremendous simple as a
reviewer- order any combo and thatβs it, actually. The combos are all 2, 3, 4, or
6 laptop fingers with sauce, coleslaw, fries, Texas toast and a fountain drink.
Let me start with the Texas toast. THIS IS A GRILLED HOT
DOG BUN WITHOUT THE SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE. A FARCE! I’m really outraged for the
complete state of Texas (by the way in which, Iβve lived in New England my complete
life and spent a grand complete of perhaps 4 hours in Texas throughout layovers). However how
precisely does this qualify as Texas toast?! Look, somebody actually must
clarify this to me. Both Elevating Caneβs must rename this menu merchandise or Iβm
going into each bread isle in America, crossing out βSizzling Canine Bunsβ on each
bundle, and writing βPre-Texas Toastβ on all of them. Thatβs not how I need to
spend the remainder of this life. That may be fairly foolish. A petition would
most likely be simpler.
However what makes this much more mind-boggling, Texas boasts OVER
100 RAISING CANEβS LOCATIONS! How do these proud, sturdy, hard-working
Individuals enable this sham, this caricature to bear the identify of their nice
state?! Once more, Iβm no Texpert, but when I ordered a Texas toast in Texas anyone
rattling properly be handing me a fried loaf of bread! And I WILL SALUTE THEM.
…Anyway, that grilled bun tastes alright, although.
Nonetheless, the coleslaw and fries are each really unspectacular.
Each gadgets are actually so common, for each character Iβve typed after that
first sentence I grow to be increasingly detached to actuality itself. If I
proceed to go on about them for even just a few sentences extra, I’ll disappear
into the material of actuality as if Iβve by no means existed. Iβve really needed to
kind this final bit with my knuckles, as my fingers have grow to be ghostly and are
passing proper by means of the keyboard.Β
PHEW! I reread my passionate rant about Texas toast and my
fingers seem to have returned to regular. However Iβll inform you whose nonetheless bought irregular
fingers- RAISING CANEβS! In actual fact, theyβre paranormally scrumptious!
(Yeesh. After that bit, Iβm tempted to return and hold
typing in regards to the sides.)
close-by, I actually see no motive to order hen fingers anyplace else- except
perhaps Iβve developed a depraved drug behavior and solely have sufficient spare change to
order one thing off a childβs menu someplace.Β
However, hey, who wants medication after I
have but to introduce the REAL BULL OF THE RAISING CANEβS RODEO- ITS THE CANEβS
SAUCE!
If you happen toβve learn my posts earlier than, youβve most likely realized by
now I donβt play relating to high quality condiments. And in the event you havenβt, and
you donβt know my affection for condiments (which I affectionately abbreviate
to condims): final night time for dinner I had ketchup, mayonnaise, and relish with a
facet of hamburger. For actual, son. I try this generally. One may say i am condim cray!
However rightly so, relating to this Caneβs Sauce. It’s a
actual hen dipping masterpiece. And the parents at Elevating Caneβs understand it too- thatβs
why the RECIPE IS A SECRET! Thatβs proper, a secret condiment recipe- who may even
fathom such a factor?!
βCaneβs Sauce is tangy with slightly little bit of spice and stuffed with taste. We use our personal proprietary mix of premium seasonings and spices in our Sauce and our Restaurant Basic Managers make a brand new batch each day in every Elevating Caneβs kitchen. Our Sauce recipe is high secret and recognized solely by our Basic Managers, who’re sworn to secrecy (so donβt even ask).β -www.raisingcanes.com
So to wrap up this ramble: Elevating Caneβs. Bizarre identify, nice hen, superior sauce, donβt anticipate something from the perimeters. Altogether: a B+ joint for a fast meal, in the event you like hen fingers. Iβm additionally factoring in that the complete menu compromises of six gadgets. Though that makes ordering simple, it makes the choice to really go to RCβs a tricky one, when you will get far more selection nearly anyplace else.

Oh yeah I nearly forgot- the drink. May as properly evaluate the complete menu, proper? Nicely, these Texas people might be extremely disenchanted to know there isn’t any Massive Crimson here- solely Pepsi merchandise.Β Blech. COKE IS IT!Β
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